Batman 3 : Who would direct the sequel to the cult classic "Dark Knight" ?

Hey Folks. In recent times there has been a lot of discussion as to who would direct the third installment of the most successful superhero movie saga, The Batman. Each person has a different perception as to who should direct. I think Nolan is the best. But just for fun, let’s look how Batman 3 (tentatively titled : The Caped Crusader) would look if other directors direct it.

Sam Raimi (Spiderman) – A typical take of a children’s comic book hero. Nothing dark or thrilling.

Ethan & J.Coen ( No country for old men) - Movie will be a dark thriller

Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy) - Movie will be a fantasy thriller

Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings) - Some part of Batman would be shot in the exotic locales of New Zealand. Batman is a descendent of the Hobbits.

Jason Reitman (JUNO) - The movie would look simple like a light romantic comedy.

Marc Forster (Stranger than fiction) - Slow and steady

Clint Eastwood (Million Dollar Baby) - Hillary Swank is the new Bat girl. Eastwood is the new Batman. Eastwood replaces Hans Zimmer for the original score.

Shekar Kapur (Elizabeth) - Batman costumes are altered

Michael Bay (Transformers) - Destructions unlimited. You are sure to see an awesome car chase scene. Movie would travel to multiple locations. There would be a scene showing Batman walking in slow motion and a voice over depicting him to be the hero for the people of the United States of America.

James Cameron (Terminator : Judgement day) - Sure to be cool. Comic tale becomes sci-fi tale.

Akira Kurosawa (Rashomon) – Batman is a Samurai.

Roland Emmerich (2012) - The Villain is set to destroy the world. The story revolves around how Batman saves the people from the artificial, earthquakes, volcanoes, Tsunamis and twisters artificially created by the villain.

Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill) - Yellow subtitles. Story divided into chapters. Old music. Zoom out and Zoom in of the characters’ eyes during fights. Batman and the Villain would have a sword fight with a lot of blood shed.

Gus Van Sant (Milk) - Batman is Gay.

Joel Schumacher (Batman Forever) - Oh, shit. No more Batman from him.

Martin Scorcese (Departed) – Batman is the 1960s. Di Caprio is the new Batman.

Robert Zemeckis (Beowulf) - Batman animated in 3D.

Wachowski Bros. (Matrix) - Death defying graphic stunts.

Luc Besson (The Fifth Element) – Death defying real life stunts.

Tony Scott (Deja Vu) - Denzel Washington is the new Batman.

Dennis Dugan (I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry) - Rom com revolving around how Batman and the Joker pose to be gay and win over cat girl.

Tim Burton (Sleepy Hollow) - Batman Vs. Jack the Ripper. Johnny Depp is the new Batman.

Robert Rodriguez (Once upon a time in Mexico) – “Once upon a time in Gotham”.

Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire) - Batman comes to Bombay. Falls in love with Latika. The rest of the movie is how he wins her over Jamal, who is currently contesting for "Who wants to be a Trillionaire".

Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight) - The perfect dark Batman Movie.

Nolan, You Rock !!!! We want you to continue the successful trend created by you. But we also want you to do other subjects as well. So take a break ; make other movies as well. Long live Nolan. Long live Christopher Nolan !!